tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-324939492024-03-19T15:37:33.057+11:00*~ Life~*Sometimes we juz need a bit more motivation, a bit more determination, a bit more laughter & a bit more luck ......Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.comBlogger54125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-35457504332139682642008-10-13T10:19:00.000+11:002008-10-13T10:20:32.785+11:00來去摘櫻桃「文章轉錄」來去摘櫻桃 張國立 《時報週刊》總編輯我總是喜歡用一種方式來計算生命,並為自己的吃喝玩樂尋找藉口:你在二十歲以前的人生是有記憶的嗎?有,你記得你老爸揍你,因為你在做功課時偷偷看漫畫。有,你記得老媽在你沒考上大學時,擠著明明是苦笑的微笑說,明年再來嘛。 有,你去喝了兩杯啤酒,被警察逮進派出所,你老爸老媽慌張的趕來為你求情。對,我的意思是,二十歲以前你幾乎是在不知不覺,或為了老爸老媽而活的。當然,也許你是天才,從三歲時就為自己做好人生規畫,天才不在我的敘述範圍之列。那麼六十歲以後呢?你有了積蓄、有了子女、也開始逐漸有了時間,但你卻沒有太多的體力和理想,因為理想的基礎是夢想,你已經沒有做夢的力氣呀。好,你的人生扣除二十歲之前和六十歲之後,你還有四十年,這是黃金歲月,可是,老天,你在黃金磚塊裡做了些什麼?你很忙,沒空研究這種數學問題,我的數學很爛,但還是好心的幫你算算:你睡覺睡掉了Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-12907881859420006752008-08-09T20:12:00.000+10:002008-08-09T20:13:07.895+10:00The Story of 4 BoyfriendsOnce upon a time there was this girl who had four boyfriends.She loved the 4th boyfriend the most and adored him with rich robes andtreated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but thebest.She also loved the 3rd boyfriend very much and was always showing him offto neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leaveher for another.She also loved her 2nd boyfriendMichellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-68685881163075357622007-10-07T20:03:00.000+10:002007-10-07T20:05:20.308+10:00Some LogicROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man + dumb woman = pregnancyOFFICE ARITHMETICSmart boss + smart employee = profitSmart boss + dumb employee = productionDumb boss + smart employee = promotionDumb boss + dumb employee = overtimeSHOPPING MATHA man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.A woman will pay $1 for a $2 Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-19528921799499047012007-09-27T23:07:00.000+10:002007-09-27T23:13:06.080+10:005 MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSELesson 1:A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up hershower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in atowel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,the next-door neighbor.Before she! says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel, "After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and standsnaked in front of Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-4539801868875860382007-08-28T10:01:00.000+10:002007-08-28T10:02:04.450+10:00放手对那个人,你总是说你放不下。其实,是放不下你自己吧?对那件事,你总是说你不能放心。其实,是不能放手吧?于是,每日每日,你记挂着那个人那件事,就像拖着一袋垃圾到处走,把自己弄得沉重又不清爽。早该放下却迟迟不放手,这是你对自己的赌气吗?那个人那件事已经与你无关了,你却用绳索自縛双手,心甘情愿地继续被控制吗?于是,每日每日,不是你紧紧捉住那个人那件事,而是那个人那件事的幻影紧紧捉住了你Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-36249173508210313942007-08-02T23:49:00.000+10:002007-08-02T23:50:23.926+10:00Me & my boss!!!When I Take a long time to finish,I am slow,When my boss takes a long time,he is thoroughWhen I don't do it,I am lazy,When my boss does not do it,he is busy,When I do something without being told,I am trying to be smart,When my boss does the same,he takes the initiative, When I please my boss,I am apple polishing,When my boss pleases his boss,he is cooperating,When I make a mistake,I am an Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-85179350340991386592007-07-24T19:06:00.000+10:002007-07-24T19:07:15.050+10:00WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!HE : Can I buy you a drink?SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?SHE : I must've been given your share.HE :Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-37450963683936546132007-05-25T23:56:00.000+10:002007-05-26T00:00:41.478+10:00Malaysia Boleh...an article written by an Australian ...While Malaysia fiddles, its opportunities are running dryMichael BackmanNovember 15, 2006MALAYSIA'S been at it again, arguing about what proportion of the economy each of its two main races — the Malays and the Chinese — owns. It's an argument that's been running for 40 years. That wealth and race are not synonymous is important for national cohesion, but Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-80149736537548544352007-05-06T15:57:00.000+10:002007-05-06T16:05:29.696+10:00Babies Pageant...THE WINNER !!!Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-64947677339225423062007-05-02T22:20:00.000+10:002007-05-02T22:26:26.547+10:007 Ways to feel good about life1. Never stop questioning 'how'. Get interested and curious about yourself and about others.2. Accept your weakness. Everybody has weaknesses, so accept it, don’t make excuses for it, and find ways to make it work for you.3. Always keep learning. The brain is a muscle just like any other, and it will stagnate if you let it. Try to learn something new every day.4. Expect nothing & expect the best.Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-56002920062900783832007-05-02T00:38:00.000+10:002007-05-02T00:43:15.437+10:00静思语集 12Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-67132638554466954372007-05-02T00:29:00.000+10:002007-05-02T00:36:48.395+10:00Parents of the month.... ;pMichellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-82266815969978602132007-04-30T22:35:00.000+10:002007-04-30T22:36:43.987+10:00Marketing 101You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed". That's Direct Marketing.You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed". That's Advertising.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "HiMichellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-27270126142756301282007-04-30T22:31:00.000+10:002007-04-30T22:34:52.783+10:00Logical Thinking1. If your father is a poor man,it is your fate but,if your father-in-law is a poor man,it's your stupidity.2. Practice makes perfect.But nobody's perfect ,so why practice?3. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?4. How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?5. Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.6. Behind every successful man, Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-56664047810676178272007-04-24T22:03:00.000+10:002007-04-24T22:05:15.323+10:00静思语集 11Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-41584229058730666452007-04-17T10:31:00.000+10:002007-04-17T10:32:52.797+10:00静思语集 10Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-5265658951691846762007-04-11T13:55:00.000+10:002007-04-11T13:59:10.419+10:00静思语集 9Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-81609800157963580912007-04-03T20:00:00.000+10:002007-04-03T20:03:37.964+10:00A poem...Around the corner I have a friend,In this great city that has no end,Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,And before I know it, a year is gone.And I never see my old friends face,For life is a swift and terrible race,He knows I like him just as well,As in the days when I rang his bell.And he rang mine but we were younger then,And now we are busy, tired men.Tired of playing a foolish game,Tired ofMichellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-14319904108908702862007-04-03T19:53:00.000+10:002007-04-03T19:59:08.905+10:00Mum's teachings...CAN YOU HEAR YOUR MOTHER SAYING THE FOLLOWING?1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE ."If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."2. My mother taught me RELIGION."You better pray that will come out of the carpet."3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL."If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"4. My mother Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-3675099942960559612007-04-03T19:49:00.000+10:002007-04-03T19:50:48.647+10:00Obstacles...Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-48194878637325258552007-04-03T00:05:00.000+10:002007-04-03T00:06:43.217+10:00Dreams ~ Jackie ChoI have a lifetime full of hopes and dreams I thought I seek true love but it's never what it seems I've been broken but I know how to survive Somehow I always keep my dreams alive But I wasn't prepare for the feelings I would find The first time that I had you for the first secure to mind The love that I've been waiting for all those years Was holding on to me and easing all my fears Every part Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-48989397904963403712007-02-23T08:57:00.000+11:002007-02-23T09:00:26.342+11:00静思语集 8Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-73912824155910746962007-02-23T08:50:00.000+11:002007-02-23T08:57:16.991+11:00静思语集 7Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-36728933610718660432007-02-12T19:12:00.000+11:002007-02-06T18:43:35.107+11:00静思语集 6Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32493949.post-80907639089604672412007-02-06T18:35:00.000+11:002007-02-06T18:43:35.202+11:00静思语集 5Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01093299306753796273noreply@blogger.com0