Logical Thinking

1. If your father is a poor man,it is your fate but,if your father-in-law is a poor man,it's your stupidity.

2. Practice makes perfect.But nobody's perfect ,so why practice?

3. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

4. How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

5. Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.

6. Behind every successful man, there is a woman; behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

7. The wise never marry; when they marry, they become otherwise.

8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

9. "Your future depends on your dreams"…So go to sleep.

10. "Hard work never killed anybody"…But why take the risk.

11. "Work fascinates me"…I can look at it for hours.

12. The more you learn, the more you know,The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know. So... why learn?

13. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…