You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed". That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed". That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick
up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed". That's Brand Recognition.
Monday, April 30, 2007
Logical Thinking
1. If your father is a poor man,it is your fate but,if your father-in-law is a poor man,it's your stupidity.
2. Practice makes perfect.But nobody's perfect ,so why practice?
3. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
4. How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
5. Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.
6. Behind every successful man, there is a woman; behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
7. The wise never marry; when they marry, they become otherwise.
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
9. "Your future depends on your dreams"…So go to sleep.
10. "Hard work never killed anybody"…But why take the risk.
11. "Work fascinates me"…I can look at it for hours.
12. The more you learn, the more you know,The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know. So... why learn?
13. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
2. Practice makes perfect.But nobody's perfect ,so why practice?
3. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
4. How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
5. Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.
6. Behind every successful man, there is a woman; behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
7. The wise never marry; when they marry, they become otherwise.
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
9. "Your future depends on your dreams"…So go to sleep.
10. "Hard work never killed anybody"…But why take the risk.
11. "Work fascinates me"…I can look at it for hours.
12. The more you learn, the more you know,The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know. So... why learn?
13. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
A poem...
Around the corner I have a friend,
In this great city that has no end,
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it, a year is gone.
And I never see my old friends face,
For life is a swift and terrible race,
He knows I like him just as well,
As in the days when I rang his bell.
And he rang mine but we were younger then,
And now we are busy, tired men.
Tired of playing a foolish game,
Tired of trying to make a name.
"Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim
Just to show that I'm thinking of him."
But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
And distance between us grows and grows.
Around the corner, yet miles away,
"Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today."
And that's what we get and deserve in the end.
Around the corner, a vanished friend.
Remember
To always say what you mean.
If you love someone, tell them.
Don't be afraid to express yourself.
Reach out and tell someone what
they mean to you. Because when you decide that it is the right time it
might be too late.
Seize the day. Never have regrets.
And most importantly, stay close to your friends and family,
for they have helped make you the person that you are today.
In this great city that has no end,
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it, a year is gone.
And I never see my old friends face,
For life is a swift and terrible race,
He knows I like him just as well,
As in the days when I rang his bell.
And he rang mine but we were younger then,
And now we are busy, tired men.
Tired of playing a foolish game,
Tired of trying to make a name.
"Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim
Just to show that I'm thinking of him."
But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
And distance between us grows and grows.
Around the corner, yet miles away,
"Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today."
And that's what we get and deserve in the end.
Around the corner, a vanished friend.
Remember
To always say what you mean.
If you love someone, tell them.
Don't be afraid to express yourself.
Reach out and tell someone what
they mean to you. Because when you decide that it is the right time it
might be too late.
Seize the day. Never have regrets.
And most importantly, stay close to your friends and family,
for they have helped make you the person that you are today.
Mum's teachings...
CAN YOU HEAR YOUR MOTHER SAYING THE FOLLOWING?
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times.
Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE .
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY .
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world
who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck
that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like
you!"
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times.
Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE .
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY .
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world
who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck
that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like
you!"
Dreams ~ Jackie Cho
I have a lifetime full of hopes and dreams
I thought I seek true love but it's never what it seems
I've been broken but I know how to survive
Somehow I always keep my dreams alive
But I wasn't prepare for the feelings I would find
The first time that I had you for the first secure to mind
The love that I've been waiting for all those years
Was holding on to me and easing all my fears
Every part that I ever prayed has been answer in a heart beat
My spirit want to sing every time we meet
Now my only fear is that it's too good to be true
Every dream that I ever dreamed
Is coming true in you
I have a lifetime full of hopes and dreams
I thought I seek true love but it's never what it seems
I've been broken but I know how to survive
Somehow I always keep my dreams alive
But I wasn't prepare for the feelings I would find
The first time that I had you for the first secure to mind
The love that I've been waiting for all those years
Was holding on to me and easing all my fears
Every part that I ever prayed has been answer in a heart beat
My spirit want to sing every time we meet
Now my only fear is that it's too good to be true
Every dream that I ever dreamed
Is coming true in you
Some sort of connection what a wonderful surprise
Change my life direction with the look in your eyes
You've always been a part of me I just didn't know
Now I've finally found you and I will never let you go
Every part that I ever prayed has been answer in a heart beat
My spirit want to sing every time we meet
Now my only fear is that it's too good to be true
Every dream that I ever dreamed
Is coming true in you
It's all coming true in you
I thought I seek true love but it's never what it seems
I've been broken but I know how to survive
Somehow I always keep my dreams alive
But I wasn't prepare for the feelings I would find
The first time that I had you for the first secure to mind
The love that I've been waiting for all those years
Was holding on to me and easing all my fears
Every part that I ever prayed has been answer in a heart beat
My spirit want to sing every time we meet
Now my only fear is that it's too good to be true
Every dream that I ever dreamed
Is coming true in you
I have a lifetime full of hopes and dreams
I thought I seek true love but it's never what it seems
I've been broken but I know how to survive
Somehow I always keep my dreams alive
But I wasn't prepare for the feelings I would find
The first time that I had you for the first secure to mind
The love that I've been waiting for all those years
Was holding on to me and easing all my fears
Every part that I ever prayed has been answer in a heart beat
My spirit want to sing every time we meet
Now my only fear is that it's too good to be true
Every dream that I ever dreamed
Is coming true in you
Some sort of connection what a wonderful surprise
Change my life direction with the look in your eyes
You've always been a part of me I just didn't know
Now I've finally found you and I will never let you go
Every part that I ever prayed has been answer in a heart beat
My spirit want to sing every time we meet
Now my only fear is that it's too good to be true
Every dream that I ever dreamed
Is coming true in you
It's all coming true in you
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